What's On at 53two
TESTING TESTING
With Toby Hadoke
Sunday 30th Novemeber
Tickets £10 INCLUDING A £5 drinks voucher
PWYC Tickets Available
Free Carer Tix - email venue.
DOORS 7pm - SHOW 7:30pm
Presented by Toby Hadoke, top circuit comedians try out their new material in the arches of 53two. Who turns up, you never know but an evening of sheer quality is guaranteed.
With Rob Rouse, Roland Gent, Danny Clives , Daliso Chaponda, Alun Cochrane
Comedy at it's finest beneath the iconic brick arches of 53two.
Grab a pie and a pint before the show for just £10!
Testing, Testing is not quite like other gigs. We do things differently here. The acts have come for a safe, fun space to try their new stuff. They don’t need your “help” - so, thank goodness, you can leave your heckles at home. Also, the gig’s really good - so you don’t need your phone, and we ask you to respect your fellow audience members and the acts by taking any conversation you may wish to engage in outside. Toby’s an affable chap but he has zero tolerance for bad manners : comics like to do this show because he’s made it nice. Don’t be the one to make it not nice. Thank you!
XS MALARKEY
Every Tuesday*
(Check dates to confirm)
Doors: 7:00pm - Show: 8:00pm
Tickets £6
(£3 for members - become a member!)
XS Malarkey is a not-for-profit comedy club, hosted every week by Toby Hadoke, and eagerly maintained by a group of minions who do his bidding on a regular basis.
Despite our low door price, we put on shows with professional comedians and rising stars of the comedy circuit, also giving newcomers a chance to practise their material in front of a supportive and quite frankly fantastic audience, many of whom are just as obsessed with comedy as we are. We feed our audience’s comedy obsession by running a membership scheme charging a ludicrously cheap £3 per ticket. We don’t do group discounts, because to be honest – we’re cheap enough already!
'I'M WITH PULP, ARE YOU?': MARK WEBBER IN CONVERSATION
15th October
7:30pm
Tickets are £15 or £34 including a paperback of Mark's book (RRP £25). The first 20 tickets are £12 or £31 with a book.
A special evening with Pulp guitarist Mark Webber to celebrate the paperback launch of his history of the band, 'I'm with Pulp, Are You?'
Both Mark and Pulp have stories that are unique within pop - Mark the teenage fan eventually (after 10 years) invited to join the band. Pulp, the band who spent 13 years before finding mainstream success.
In a funny and revealing night of conversation for Pulp fans – and anyone who ever dreamed of joining their favourite band – Mark will share stories and insights from Pulp’s early days in Sheffield to this year’s surprise Glastonbury appearance and the recording of the band’s No 1 comeback album, More.
There will be a chance to ask your own questions.
Mark will be in conversation with journalist and longtime fan Duncan Steer, previously host of nights with Baxter Dury, Nick Lowe, Don Letts and many other music luminaries.
THE MAGIC MOD
19th October
7pm
Rock ‘n’ roll’s favourite magician, The Magic Mod performs a magic show like no other.
Expect to see a modern take on Tommy Cooper and Paul Daniels’ iconic magic tricks performed by a fella who wouldn’t look out of place in the best rock ‘n’ roll band in the world.
PARADISE BY KAE TEMPEST
23rd - 25th October
7:30pm (2:00pm 25th Oct)
Adapted from Sophocles tragedy 'Philoctetes', Paradise takes
place on an island that has been ravaged by civil war. It has now
become a dumping ground for prisoners and unrecyclable waste
for the rest of the world.
Philoctetes has been stranded on the island for a decade,
abandoned by his former friend Odysseus. Neoptolemus,
Achilles' son and young soldier, has been sent to retrieve
Philoctetes who it has been prophesied will end the stalemate
Trojan War. Philoctetes is now offered the promise of escape
unlike the women he has lived amongst on the island who are
victims of the wars never ending reach. They have made a
community on the island unlike Philoctetes whose hope of
leaving becomes shrouded in suspicion. The temptation of
revenge towards an old friend becomes his strongest calling...
This contemporary re-telling with an all female cast is a powerful
tale of conflict and bleakness, and of the hope that harmony may
one day again prevail.
Tempest's show draws parallels between an Ancient Greek
myth and contemporary conflict; the cyclical nature of war and
its victims.
Run time - 2hr 20 mins (inc 20 min interval)
THE DREAMS
(part of Peripeteia Theatre's 5th Birthday Celebration)
Sunday 26th October 2025
6:00pm
Tickets £10/£8/£2 (excluding booking fee)
Peripeteia Theatre Company turns 5 years old in 2025! With 23 projects and productions under their belt, it’s time to rejoice. And you’re invited!
We’ll be celebrating this achievement by re-delving back into the subconscious mind and staging our first ever full-length production - The Dreams!
Originally an audio production that Peripeteia did in 2020, that was inspired by the work of both Delia Derbyshire & Barry Bermange. Our version of The Dreams incorporates a redesigned soundscape and a newly written text to create an immersive audio experience in which the audience truly imagines what it means to be conscious whilst dreaming.
THERE'S MORE! This fundraising night will launch the next stage of Peripeteia Theatre, publishing our past work into play texts that you can buy!
Run Time: 1 hour
Wightwater
by Frankie Lipman
29th October - 7th November
BSL INTERPRETED: 5th November at 7:30pm
7:30pm
£15 (£2 Tix Available)
Check booking link for specific timings!
Free Carer Tix - email venue.
In a dingy radio booth, a washed-up radio host clings to the threads of her career. Left alone to present The Paranormal Show, Terie spins kitsch haunted-house jingles and Cereal ads to a dwindling audience.
But tonight, something’s listening.
And it’s broadcasting back.
Chillingly intimate and darkly funny, Wightwater is a bold and haunting debut play about shame, fear, and buried secrets that sing under the static of the radio.
Runtime - 1hr 15mins (no interval)
THE THREE LIVES OF LUCIE CABROL
13th -15th November
7:30pm (2:00pm 15th Nov)
“The dead surround the living, and the living are the core of the
dead.”
The Three Lives of Lucie Cabrol is the story of one woman’s extraordinary
resistance in the face of adversity and betrayal. Mocked as the
“cocadrille”, the wild and unruly Lucie is marked from birth and teased
as a child. As she grows up, she is abandoned by her lover Jean and
banished by her own family. But, as one of life’s survivors, Lucie is left
ploughing her own furrow alone on a remote mountainside in a struggle
for her future.
Join us as we journey from early to mid-twentieth century, against a
backdrop of European revolt, World Wars and industrial expansion.
Follow Lucie’s passage from scorned child to middle-aged outcast to her
afterlife beyond the grave. Through her three lives as a peasant in rural
France, Lucie discovers the survival of something beyond mere
existence - the survival of hope and love in the shadows of the past.
Adapted and devised by Complicité from John Berger’s short story, The
Three Lives of Lucie Cabrol weaves ensemble storytelling, physical
theatre and lyrical narration into a boldly theatrical piece. Expect the
unexpected, as everyday objects transform seamlessly into new worlds
where the living and the dead meet.
Run time - 2hrs 20 mins (inc 20 min interval)
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MOTHER DARK
26th November
7:30pm
£3.50-£7
This Mother should be living alone in a caravan on the moors, by herself, and did we mention alone? Fat chance when everyone around her keeps falling apart. Apparently rescuing is 'enabling' and 'helping' is the sunny side of control, but how do we let people go when there's nothing left to catch them?
MOTHER DARK is a blackly comic, wildly cathartic ride through co-dependence, mother rage and recovery. If you love a self help group and a banging 90s tune, if you yearn in these times for a (dark) Mother - this show is for you.
This work-in-progress solo show is the culmination of Rachel Smith's Developing Your Creative Practice grant from Arts Council England, with mentoring from Ursula Martinez and Annie Siddons.
Content Warning: references to mental health and suicide. There will be an after show discussion and signposting to relevant support organisations.
A part of what makes 53two special is our dedication to supporting grass-roots artists, new companies and start-up creatives whilst striving for a quality of theatre that exceeds expectations.
Sometimes, for new, talented companies and individuals, they first need a platform to explore, play, develop and grow not only themselves but their craft as a Manchester ensemble.
With this in mind, 53New was born. A platform and initiative, as one of our charitable activities, to provide just that - a theatre space and/or rehearsal room at a reduced rate where those starting out can tread the boards in front of an audience, try their work out and play safely without breaking the bank and in a safe, supportive space.
Runtime - 50 mins
SEXTON & FOWLER
Live in Concert!
28th November
7:30pm
£27.50 (PWYC Tix Available)
Get ready for an unforgettable night of music, chat, chemistry and jaw dropping vocals as Sexton & Fowler return to one of their favourite intimate venues, Manchester's 53TWO on Friday 28th November 2025.
Fresh from the London launch of their new original albume "Then Our Eyes Met", the pair have taken a small break after finishing another Marathon tour of the UK in the smash hit show, Bat Out Of Hell The Musical, and they are now thrilled to be returning to Manchester to greet their loyal Northern fanbase!
The evening will include a host of musical, rock favourites, as well as some of their favourite numbers from their new album.
Don't miss your chance to see Sexton & Fowler live and in person at this intimate venue.
THE ACCRINGTON PALS
4th - 6th December
7:30pm (2:00pm 6th Nov)
£5 (PWYC Tix Available)
“Misinformation, a well-hidden lie, roll up, try your luck on the
coconut shy.
White feathers or glory, while government hacks, are busy
newspapering over the cracks!”
‘The Accrington Pals’ is set on the backdrop of true events from
The First World War. 1,000 brothers, sons, fathers and friends from
Accrington, all in high-spirits enlisted to fight the Germans in 1914.
Lead by Kitchener’s ‘call to arms’ with the promise of excitement,
opportunity and travel with their life long “pals”. Accrington was
the smallest town in England to raise a Pals Battalion, and the
towns women were almost left entirely without their men.
This play, unlike most about “The Great War”, focuses a sharp and
witty lens on the private lives of these working-class Lancashire
women. While they attempt to survive living on hope and ‘official’
misinformation about what was actually happening to their men in
France; These women adapt to new pattens of life, pulling together
in the face of social and sexual depravation and some..look after
themselves.
How much am I for others? - How much am I for myself? How
shall we survive?
We are all crossing no-mans land now.
Peter Whelan
Run time - 2hr 40 mins (inc 20 min interval)
A MERRY YOUR MANCHESTER
13th December
8:00pm
£3.50-£7
Manchester's Number one talk show brings you a full on Festive frollic
Starring Sue Devaney, Belinda Scandal, Mark Llewellin, and featuring The Evan Garrett Dancers
A night that is camper than Christmas
with songs of joy and tears of laughter
The ultimate way to prepare your Christmas giblets
Run time - 110 mins
PINKERFORD: Suite Dreams
10th - 23rd December
BSL INTERPRETED: Sunday 14th & Monday 22nd
Check ticket link for times.
FIRST 10 TICKETS PER SHOWS - £10!
Tiered Tickets - £14 - £18+
PWYC Tix Available
53two are returning to Pinkerford for their third year. A place where dreams can come true,
although how and why is never really clear. Join us on Christmas Eve, at Suite Dreams - a hotel
like no other, nestled in Pinkerford Service Station, as worlds collide, smiles replace frowns and maybe, just maybe, there's a sprinkling of magic in the air.
A brand new play with music, cast in Manchester with superb actor-musicians and written by a writer's room of home-grown talent.
A NOTE ABOUT TICKETING:
Tickets are in 4 categories; Pay What You Can and Tiers 1, 2 and 3. These Tiers all have the same viewing experience but, if you can afford a little more, it helps us keep ticket prices lower so that everyone can afford to watch a show this Christmas.
Creatives:
Story: Isaac Radmore
Music & Lyrics: Simon Egerton
Writers:
Ann Brown
Nicola Chegwin
Evie Gutteridge
Liam High
Tasharelle Jones-Hoyes
YOU GOOD, BRO?
15th December
8:00pm
Tiered Tickets - £12.50 (Exc Booking Fee)
PWYC Tix Available
You Good, Bro? Live is the first ever live audience version of the podcast 'You Good, Bro?'
A year into releasing the weekly pod about mental health, wellbeing and lifestyle, we've decided to take the pod to the stage for an evening of discussion, games and interesting stories!
Run time - 2hrs
DIVINA DE CAMPO - BACK ON THE ROAD
16th January
7:30pm
Drag Race UK star and powerhouse vocalist Divina De Campo joins Ric 'the Piano Guy' Neale for an evening of soaring songs, signature humour, and sparkling cabaret. With effortless vocals, playful chemistry, and a show never the same twice, it's unplanned, unpredictable, and utterly unforgettable.
The Execution of Private Slovik
21st - 24th January 2026
7:30pm / 2:30pm Saturday Matinee
£12
France, 1945. Private Eddie Slovik's life hangs in the balance. In the hours before his execution, a group of senior officers must weigh their orders against their own humanity. Trapped together, loyalties splinter, tempers flare, and every man is forced to confront what justice, duty, and mercy truly mean.
The Execution of Private Slovik is a tense and unflinching play about the human cost of obedience. Inspired by true events, it forces us to ask: when the line between right and wrong blurs, who carries the weight of justice, and who lives with the consequences?
“A powerful achievement… ★★★★” – The Reviews Hub.
Run time - 80 mins
The Em Show: Tales From A Little Laughing Lesbian
5th March 2026
7:30pm
£14.00 / £12.00 Conc. (Exc Booking Fee)
PWYC Available
Tales from a Little Laughing Lesbian is an electrifying one woman show packed with stand-up, improv, and clowning, all delivered through Em’s signature energy and joy. From therapy to parenting, marriage to motorbikes—no topic is off-limits in this hilarious journey of self-discovery. Uplifting, bold, and wildly funny, this is a show for everyone (yes, even non-lesbians!). So, are you ready to laugh, reflect, and maybe even see yourself in a whole new way?
Em Stroud is The Comic Coach. She’s an entrepreneur, performer, clown, speaker, emcee, best-selling author and two times TEDx speaker - having done one dressed as a banana! Produced by Manchester based artist Charlie Ayers this evening promises to be a night of laughter and joy.
Run time - 60 mins
Funeral Teeth
16th May
7:30pm
£12 (£10 Concession) Not inc. Booking Fee
PWYC Tix Available
Maybe you’ve lost your marbles… Or maybe you’ve found the most transformative piece of theatre that you’ll see this year. Probably both. Nominated for a London Pub Theatres award in 2025 and debuted to rave reviews, the Succulent girlies are making waves on the scene with 'Funeral Teeth'.
What and who are we allowed to grieve? And does that really matter?
Loss is the only truly universal experience. Whether it’s coming to terms with the passing of a loved one, tucking the first tooth you’ve lost under your pillow, or realising that you have no idea where your wallet is after spending a blurry night boozing at the pub - we’ve all been there. What’s more, we’re going to keep coming face to face with loss. Lose yourself (geddit?) in the latest piece by Succulent Theatre, unpacking what loss looks like to them, what it looks like to you, and what it could look like for all of us.
Following the success of their debut show ‘NASTY: ‘Big’ girls being gross, mean and sexy’, the Succulent team bring another queer, autobiographical, confessional piece of theatre that’s gut-busting and gut-wrenching in equal measure.
Death, grief and loss can be scary to talk about, but if we don’t - we just feel alone. And grief already makes you feel alone. It’s not all doom and gloom, though. This feel-good tragicomedy will remind you that life is a celebration and every loss you experience is an opportunity for you to grow. Drugs, sex, love, family and friendship are at the centre of this contemplative work which really puts the ‘fun’ in funeral.
The stories shared are painfully true, often painfully funny, and will hold a mirror up to your own experiences in a way that you might not expect. In their signature style, Succulent dexterously guides you through their losses from cradle to grave. Come watch them pick at a brand new scab and see what comes oozing out.
Run time - 70 mins